Funny Insults that Would Hurt More Than A Slap On Your Face

1. You are like Monday, nobody likes you.

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2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

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3. Your birth letter is an apology letter to your parents from the hospital.

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4. You’d better hide, the garbage collector is coming.

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5. Do you have to leave so soon…I was about to poison the tea.

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6. Your legs are like Emergency…Open 24/7.

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7. Learn from your parent’s mistake…use birth control.

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8. I could slap you, but that’d be animal abuse.

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9. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

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10. How did you get here, did someone leave your cage open?

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11. You failed, so did your dad’s condom.

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12. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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13. You shouldn’t play hide and seek, no one would look for you.

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14. I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.

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15. There is only one problem with your face, that I can see it.

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16. Roses are red, violets are blue; God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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17. Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

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Parth Chakraborty

Parth Chakraborty

Parth Chakraborty is an unemployed Blogger and Musician.
He loves to sleep, sing rock songs and play guitar.
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