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Expectations and Reality : When You Are Planning To Live Alone

1. Expectation: No one will tell you what to do. You’ll finally taste freedom!

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Reality: Your maid, the doodh waala and the kapde waala tell you exactly what to do.

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2. Expectation: You can stay out as late as you want to!

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Reality: On the rare days when you do get free from work early, you have to come home and clean the mess that you left in the morning.

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3.  Expectation: You can finally be independent and “stand on your own feet” like your parents always asked you to.

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Reality: You are always broke. Always!

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4. Expectation: Your place will be the epitome of luxury and class.

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Reality: It is the epitome of dirt and is actually pretty gross.

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5. Expectation: You will join the gym or attend yoga classes and sort your life for good.

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Reality: You end up waking up late because there’s no mommy for the constant wake up calls.


6. Expectation: House parties. Aww yeah…

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Reality: Your neighbours start complaining about “noise” even if your T.V is a bit loud.

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7. Expectation: No one will interfere with your life and you’ll finally get some personal space.

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Reality: No one interferes in your life, but on a lot of days, your maid is the only human contact you manage to get throughout the day.

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 8. Expectation: You will be your very own master chef and cook scrumptious dishes for yourself.

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Reality: Maggi.

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9. Expectation: You will build for yourself the greatest wardrobe ever.

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Reality: Er. Your floor is your wardrobe.

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10. Expectation: You don’t have to take turns or wait for taking a shower.

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Reality: Who needs a bath? You are awesome anyway!

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11. Expectation: You will finally get to spend some time with “that special someone.”

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Reality: You do spend time. But on the internet. Alone. For hours.

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Parth Chakraborty

Parth Chakraborty

Parth Chakraborty is an unemployed Blogger and Musician.
He loves to sleep, sing rock songs and play guitar.
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