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10 Things Every Brahmin Who Eats Non-Veg Faces

One of the most ‘sinful’ things you can do in India is to eat non-veg being a Brahmin! Sounds shitty, but pretty true. A Brahmin is just like a priest, and for them non veg etc is not allowed.
Here are some common things every Brahmin faces in India for eating non-veg:

1. Those expressions and reactions when people learn that you eat non-veg being a Brahmin

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What? Yeah, I eat! So?

 

2. Is your family aware about this?

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Well, of course they are. What is there to hide in this?

 

3. And your family is okay with the fact that you eat non-veg?

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Eh.. yes…infact they eat too. What’s the big deal!?

 

4. Aren’t Brahmins supposed to be pure vegetarians?

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Nope, infact, in places like Bengal, Assam, Kashmir and Kerala consuming non-veg is commonplace.

 

5. Don’t you feel guilty to bhrasht your dharam (kill your relegion)?

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Dude, it’s just food!

 

6. Paap lag gaya tumhe! Apne paap dhote kaise ho? (you will become a sinner, how do you get rid of it)

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I drink gangajal twice a day. ;)

 

7. Who will look at your eating habits and believe that you’re a Brahmin?

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Well, I don’t want people to categorize me as a Brahmin or Non-Brahmin anyway. I am a human.

 

8. You fell sick cause you ate non-veg being a Brahmin

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Ohkay! That’s new and pretty creative. Huh!

 

9. You cook non-veg at home? Haaw!

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Okay I eat non-veg, out in restaurants and at home. I eat it coz I like it, what has being a Brahmin got to do with it?

 

10. You will definitely go to hell for this sin. You’re a Brahmin’s kid and you eat non-veg. OMG!

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